IG-@thesamurider
Imagine you’re about to fight somebody and they pop a full fucking bo staff out that pocket like Donatello 😂
I’d instantly try to de-escalate that
My goals for the rest of this year is to just be happy and positive. Let the little things go and change what I can change.
the older I get, the more attractive stability becomes……………… i just want some god damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment
Reblog and you’ll find money soon!
Yes.
Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.
reblobbed
seriously have nothing to lose
Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets
You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.
Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.
I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.
I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot.
BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY
I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.
Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…
Amen
Reblobbed.
I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. :)
Financials are getting a little rocky here (new job was a pay cut and was supposed to be an hours increase but ended up being more of a cut/lateral move) and I’m still trying to figure out how to downgrade my spending (seriously how can I cancel some of my cable services and end up paying MORE than before fucking packages fucking Verizon…) so in the meantime I could really go for a cash infusion until I get myself sorted.
Ok this is such a ridiculous coincidence but I JUST reblogged this this morning and between then and now my tax refund hit my account 3 days early.
Draw your own conclusions.
Forever reblogging lol
Trying to go home rich, 3 more days!!!
No joke, I reblogged and less than 3 hours later, without asking, daddy transferred $500 into my account and I got a $1500 check.
🤞🏽 Nothing to lose why not
Fuk it might as well
Why not
I need Dat paypa💵💴💶💸💰
Musical Plots Explained Poorly
Spring Awakening: A bunch of German kids go through puberty and also some die. OR Parents wonder what would happen if they just…..didn’t bother with The Talk.
Falsettos: Adult man fails at adulting also his boyfriend dies
Bare: Romeo and Juliet except they’re gay and Catholic and only one dies.
Be More Chill: Drugs help boy get his crush to like him.
21 Chump Street: Drugs don’t help boy get his crush to like him.
A New Brain: Man hallucinates frogs, horses, and sailing.
Something Rotten: Man tries to rewrite Shakespeare, but with eggs.
Next To Normal: Family has to deal with the pole dancing ghost of their dead son.
Dear Evan Hansen: Shy boy lies about having friends and goes viral
Heathers: Slushie induced murder
In Trousers: Chip Zien and Whizzer go to Florida together
In The Heights: Everyone bitches about how hot it is for two hours
Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812: Woman has to decide between David Bowie and a Frenchboi.
Book of Mormon: Everyone swears and loves Jesus.
The View UpStairs: Dude does drugs and gets sent back in time, yet he doesn’t find this odd.
when all of your knuckles crack except one so you have to try and convince yourself to be a sensible human being and resist the urge to break your own finger
Dating and negotiating for salary are really enjoyable when you do so from a position of strength. When you want it but you don’t *need* it and you’re willing to walk away from the table if things aren’t the exact way you want them. Oh life is so good. It’s fun.
When you come to the table thirsty and you really need it, that’s when you end up settling.
Did Swiss fans actually throw a cheese wheel onto the field? 😂
That’s exactly what they did
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